Worst of all my friend keeps trying to push one of her husbands friends onto me. He's a 400lb+ neckbeard. I don't have any interest im sorry
31-35, F
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IAmNothing · 31-35, F
@stratosranger Thing is apparently he likes me and she tipped me off that he wants to ask me on a date soon. Send help. I don't even know how because ive only met him twice briefly
stratosranger · M
Time to lie an alibi. Tell him one of the following: Lesbian, celibate, entering the nun-hood, incurable crabs, tell him you’re married to Jesus and mention him 300 times in 5 minutes of conversation, ask if he has any meth (if yes express disappointment, if no express disappointment), say your jealous Marine Corps boyfriend is returning from overseas this week or you’re expecting the Mother Ship very soon and don’t know when you’ll be back. @IAmNothing