if you are the bread maker or the bookeeper of the house do you give your partner an allowance?

@nonsensiclesnail you are taken miss snail?

I am.

@nonsensiclesnail and here i hoped i could be your snail on white horse :p

@popmol How would you get on the horse? Do you own the horse?

And you are perfect! Life tip: Don't ever be anyones white horse. no rescuing dames in distress

@nonsensiclesnail not yet it would be a rental.

why nott miss snail? am i bad for thinking that way? i always thought i'd make myself more nice for a relationship, like trying to make myself better! i want to go to massage classes, improve my cooking and stuff like that to be perfect boyfriend!

@popmol 🤔 never thought to rent a horse.
Improving yourself is always a great thing! But I thought the white horse thing was a rescue thing..maybe its not.

@nonsensiclesnail i don't have enough space to keep one!

well it was a romantic gesture way :p maybe imaginary rescue from lonely ness and being single?

@popmol Maybe so, rescuing some dear dame from a lonely life. Thats very acceptable in most social circles! Except for the ones who are anti snail on horse as it is seen as redundant. or so I am told.... but it seems to me that snails can't be the horses in a sea with seahorses...so...

@nonsensiclesnail well they are pricy and hard to take care of!

well its rescuing you from lonely and being single

@popmol I am not single though. Just lonely, and not in a physical romantic kind f way. But in a having someone I can trust and confide in sort of way, someone who can pat me on the head and send me back to bed when im so depressed I want to crawl into an oven and will join me when im so giddy Im flying my hot air balloon into the sun.

@nonsensiclesnail not sure i like flying into a hot air balloon into the sun! but otherwise doign that other stuff i could i could hep with!

@popmol you are very sweet.... and you already do help ☺️

@nonsensiclesnail i miss the ability to pet you though!

@popmol I wonder if my kind likes being pet..... sponge bob did stroke Garys shell occasionally.

@nonsensiclesnail i'm no immortal sponge!

@popmol I'm sorry!! I didn't meant to bring up something so sensitive.
Here, have a chip!! I picked them up for some other fellow and I'm thinking I might keep them again.

@nonsensiclesnail you're quite the stout and daring snail missy!

@popmol So, you don't want any then?
Want to help me learn Spanish in a month? Because thats what I should be doing right now, immersing myself in another language.

@nonsensiclesnail why spanish! Learn the sexiest accents of the UK
Also yes i want my chippie mad woman!

@popmol I am traveling to Brazil in a few weeks and was told to learn Spanish, not Portuguese, and im not fully understanding why.

@popmol Also, here. you can have your chippie. Im pretty full from the first one...and, I mean, it *is* yours. So...

@nonsensiclesnail ooh you'll be going to brazil, will you enjoy the fancy carnival!
also don't air quote my owning of the chippies!

@popmol Im still holding the chippy, so.....

Im not going for fun. My husband is going to go meet with some of his employees and I'm going along because I like to be in foreign countries where I can't speak the language, wandering around on my own. Hopefully, I won't get lost.

@nonsensiclesnail damn you madwoman!

scary please stay safe missus snail!

@popmol Oh! I plan to. Im going away now.. My Spanish lesson awaits.