To be honest i don't have much to offer anyway. Broke, dont live in a nice house in a nice area, my looks are gone, dont have a well paying job etc

Let me make you a nice vegetarian meal bought with my foodstamps. Oh wait i have burger king coupons cause i work there cause i only have $3 to my name. Let's go for a drive in my temperamental car. Lets go back to watch a movie in my rundown house without ac in my sketchy neighborhood. Yeah my tv signal isn5 good and i only have basic cable sorry bout that.