When did i become so many kid's dad lately? I had to yell at more kids today

My 2nd job is kfc and i was trying to turn into the lot but these stupid kids on bikes kept circling around the lot entrance blocking people from entering. It's a safety issue and i had to go to work. There's about 5 of these kids. I rolled down my window and asked them to move. This chubby effer starts saying some stuff i had to get louder and tell them next.time someone isnt gonna be as nice and run them over. You see a car coming that means move aside.

Since when did i get to being all these kids dad? Ive been dropping knowledge on lots of these kids lately. Damn where there parents at