I fell through a wooden deck this afternoon. I resemble a blueberry muffin.

A friend of mine had a bbq and we were in the pool. The new pool doesn't match the deck size anymore and there was a gap between the new pool and the deck. The top step wasn't supported anymore supposedly. You could hear it creaking as it was stepped on. I was the last one out of the pool and it gave away on me. I fell straight down between the deck and the pool and was stuck until they stairs got ripped off to free me so I could climb out. Aside from a ton of heavy bruising on my legs and stomach I'm alright.