What are some of your favourite bits from comedians?
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ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
Ron White!!! And just about anything he comes out with….but these gems come to mind:
On the death penalty…if you come to Texas and you kill someone, we kill you back. It’s our policy.
On being arrested…I had the right to remain silent. But I didn’t have the ability.
On diamonds….Render her speechless.
On being thrown out of a bar….”You're outta here” [i]‘I don’t think so, Scooter’[/i]
And I was wrong.
I like all that he does 😉
On the death penalty…if you come to Texas and you kill someone, we kill you back. It’s our policy.
On being arrested…I had the right to remain silent. But I didn’t have the ability.
On diamonds….Render her speechless.
On being thrown out of a bar….”You're outta here” [i]‘I don’t think so, Scooter’[/i]
And I was wrong.
I like all that he does 😉
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
@ImpeccablyImperfect a city called Deer Park right outside of Houston! Did you hear his bit about the tire falling off his van?
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@JesseInTX ummm I don’t know that I have….I’ll have to look him up again now. I feel like watching him! Haha
