Are your appetites more important than everything else?

I used to cook for one. She was scary too.

@FilthyBeast: been there too. I had to force my sister to eat breakfast every day

@MaliaAgain: My ex ate like the world was ending. And she was really emotional and sometimes really freaking angry. Cooking for her and stretching her vaginal floor to help ease the eventual delivery usually kept her from going ballistic. I also rubbed her entire body with olive oil everyday to help her skin maintain its elasticity and avoid stretch marks. And she didn't get any.

that sounds like way too much work... I guess my husband should feel lucky then. He just makes me breakfast every day... or I wont get up to go to work

@MaliaAgain: I enjoyed the oiling and stretching I loved her nude pregnant body. She just freaked me out with the emotional outbursts.

@FilthyBeast: that happens... I did break up with the husband right before I found out I was pregnant... apparently the first couple of months the hormones are completely out of control

@MaliaAgain: yep. She damn near bit my finger off one night because as we were arguing I pointed it at her. Chomp.

@FilthyBeast: that was your fault though

Hahaha I never did it again.

Just glad it wasn't my unit I was pointing at her. All I can say. To the bone! Both sides of the knuckle. Blood was running down her chin and she was gnawing on it and tugging at it like a dog with a bone someone is trying to take

@FilthyBeast: seriously? that's not hormonal, that's insane

@MaliaAgain: Hahaha I pointed out to her years later that that was domestic violence of a pretty high order and she just shrugged. She was a biter and that is for sure i have scars

I love it when I go to my prenatal appointments and they ask about domestic violence... like obviously if you work with pregnant women you know its the guy you need to be asking if they need help

@MaliaAgain: Hahahaha yep