There's no science to be done anymore. Go home, people.

@KingofPizza: you could always just pretend to be a doctor.
Who wouldn't love to see Dr. Pizza?

@hisgoodgirl: Brilliant! And I can pose with a bunch of random doctor tools too!

Bonus point if they're purple and glittery like Doc McStuffins.

Nope. Science was lying to you, the crafty sonofabitch.

The bastard

Of course.

So talking about it is ok, but doing it isn't. Got it.
For some reason I feel like a frustrated teenager again...