Hey give me some too

@nonsensiclesnail Come get the 2 that hangout in my Attic!

I hope they like car rides!!! I’m so there. @Valerian

@nonsensiclesnail They have 2 nice Live Oaks they've built huge nests in, 40 to 50 thousand Acorns left to Eat, (they're already FAT from eating 20,000), fenced yard where they can play all day without cats or dogs eating them!

Now the Ungrateful Tree Rodents have pried up a vent opening and sleep and play above my bedroom on Cold Nights!

They are living their best stress free lives!!
Maybe if you get them an outdoor heater like the things used to keep bird baths from freezing, maybe they’ll stay out. @Valerian

@nonsensiclesnail I'll give you a nice cage they can ride in on the way to your home or stewpot!

@Valerian I have been told they taste alright. I’d rather watch them play. I’ll take the cage!!

@nonsensiclesnail wait a few days, supposed to Freeze 🥶 and Sleet tomorrow!

I'll throw in all the 5 Thousand Acorns on my Patio and some Stale/Unwanted Snack Foods for them!

How Far Away are you From South Louisiana?

@nonsensiclesnail You can hangout for the weekend!
Maybe we can catch you a baby alligator too!
[image deleted]Teach it tricks!

@Valerian As cute as the lil fella is…. He’s not my type. :)

@nonsensiclesnail Okay, you can still have the Squirrels! PLEASE? I'll pay your gas! Buy you a good Cajun Meal! Bribe you!?