So what are we mad at today?

@Lemonbee Why?
You can’t fit it all?🤔

I’m mad about that too😤

@JRVanguard like why is it giant. Football stadium sized pizza? Wtf lol

@Lemonbee Imagine how big the pepperoni on that pizza must be

We could live on that land

@JRVanguard exactly and no one like pepperoni flavored carpet

@Lemonbee I might be into it🤔

Can we chill on the pepperoni floor together?

@JRVanguard hahaha. If they give us a build permit yes pepperoni carpet chilling

@Lemonbee Sounds perfect
And we can feed each other 🤤

@JRVanguard no what's for dinner arguments in out pepperoni house!

Pepperoni dinner parties and backyard bbbqs in our pizza sauce pool.....

OK I am much less angry about giant food. Excellent talk down

@Lemonbee Exactly!
We’ll just have to decide if we’re eating from the living room or dining room

I’m thinking we have Master Bedroom Mondays where we eat breakfast in bed😌

@Lemonbee Its what I’m here for 🤗
Anything else I can do?🥰

@JRVanguard breakfast pizza is amazing

@Lemonbee It is!
And we can just bend over and grab it😌

@JRVanguard or just take a bite of my egg pillow🤷‍♀️

@Lemonbee But what is our blanket made of?👀

@Lemonbee you don't like egg pillows huh

@Lemonbee I love it
But eggs are all about what compliments them

@JRVanguard bacon and sausage gravy haven't you had breakfast pizza, jester?

@Lemonbee So we sleep in a swimming pool of gravy🤔…🤤
Marry me

@JRVanguard hahahahaha precisely it's thick gravy for warmth. I'm impressed with your commitment to our food house. You really do have our back man

@Lemonbee I’m with you through thick and thin

And will feed you every day😌

@JRVanguard I feel like we would look like Jabba the hut after a week

@Lemonbee It’ll just be more of each other to love😌

@JRVanguard I feel as tho we would be forced into loving each other for who could ever love Jabba except... Jabba. Pizza house is a trap, I'm out! But we're still cool lol