Who’s your SW crush for 2022?

@pillowprincess Oh good
So still me😌

@JRVanguard
Wrong. You got no titties and you're a tripod! 🤷🏼‍♀️

@pillowprincess That last part is a big enough compliment I wont be hurt by the first

@JRVanguard
Neither are compatible to make it your way into the pool of women that could potentially make it into becoming a crush. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@pillowprincess I’ll wait

I don’t know what I’d be waiting for but I’ll do it👀

@JRVanguard
Haha. You think gravity eventually will turn your chests to turn into hangers, and your tripod to drop off? How about the beard? 🤔

@pillowprincess The beard will go down to my pubes I guess🤔

@JRVanguard
Long live gravity 🤢

@pillowprincess Or maybe it’ll go back to my head😂

@JRVanguard 😱

@pillowprincess I miss having it up there😂

@JRVanguard
Ai ai ai... 😱

@pillowprincess Maybe becoming a woman isn’t a bad idea

I’ll miss being a tripod tho

@JRVanguard 🤣

@pillowprincess Maybe I can get it framed when it falls off

@JRVanguard
Like an appendix? 🤮

@pillowprincess It used to append what is now my vagina🤔

@JRVanguard
Don't forget you'd have to drop the balls as well 🙄

@pillowprincess I’m into sports
I’m sure I’ll find some use for them

@JRVanguard
Tennis? 🎾

@pillowprincess They did always like to be smacked around

@JRVanguard
There's nice to know, need to know, and then there's needless 😬

@pillowprincess Sorry is this wooing not going well😂

@JRVanguard
It was a dead chance from the get go. I already have my crush, it's the same as last year, in fact she'll go back more than four years as a crush of mine.

@pillowprincess Stop bringing continuity into this
I can’t keep up