Some kid asked about the Thanksgiving Tradition - let's make sure i got the story right for him :

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needs a little more blood & guts for dramatic effect

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Well - goes like this - us crazy white folks slaughtered all these indians....so in order to make it a party everyone got together for dinner to talk about what a WONDERFUL time everyone was havin' with the slaughter thing.....was SO much fun they decided to make it a tradition....
But they eventually ran outta indians to slaughter - so NOW we slaughter a bunch of turkeys & eat 'em instead....