Have you ever done something in your life that could have potentially put you in jail?

Yep. Can't say it.

I'm a perfect 😇

Try as I might it's pretty hard in some areas and conditions knowing that they can always use the old reliable "disorderly conduct" as an excuse.

as this is a public forum,
I've always obeyed the laws of our overlords to the best of my abilities

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

At the time I did, but the cops just had my parents pick me up.

Probably, yes, though not anything serious to be sent to prison.

nah

No.