If you live in America, the Donald is your president

He will be my president too, because I have moved.

@pandora: I don't feel like a winner or a loser. You're the one who brought it up. I just beat you. Doesn't seem like I should see that as much of an accomplishment.
Tiger? Uh...ok.
To my face? If you're a man? No way.

I don't even understand that last line, are you saying you want me to say it to your face but not if I'm a man? wtf. It's funny that you say I don't recognise irony when my initial reply was irony as a joke reply to an obvious troll but you're so serious, calm down.

@pandora: Now you're just making stuff up.
You're also obviously a woman.
And I'm very calm baby. Thanks though.