Who made you laugh today ?

@SW-User stop looking in the mirror then!!

@SW-User or, as it's known in Newcastle; the shiny magic picture glass

@SW-User don’t be jealous just because I live in a magical wonderland

@SW-User full of ogres, magical rodents, and talking donkeys

@SW-User I’m not shrek 🤣🤣🤣

@SW-User idk. You're green, hideous, loud, and you live in a swamp.

@SW-User meanwhile your selfie’s look like this

@SW-User jesus christ what kind of shit are you saving on your phone? When did gollum get family guy tattoos?


Fucking hell that needs to die rn

@SW-User it’s ok, this is a safe space…nobody here is judging your nudes

@SW-User I particularly like this one of you from the body positivity thread

@SW-User aww look at my squidgy butt 😍