what do you look for in a significant other?

@SW-User Damn I would've introduced you to my high school chemistry teachers hadn't been for that final requirement. So choosy.

@SW-User I don't meet any of those requirements, my balls are too saggy to hide

@Nanori I wuv u even if you have saggy balls

@SW-User please.... If my intestine bleeds one more time I'll be done for

@Nanori Yes 😈 I'll finish you off with love ❤❤

@SW-User you're such a lil piece of stone, the kind that's there but you can't find it unless you set the whole shoe on fire 😑

@Nanori thats the sweetest thing you've ever said to me 🥺

You must really wuv me too 🥲🥲

@SW-User You always ask too much 😬

@SW-User how much? Just so you'd keep ur mouth shut for a minute

@Nanori Never. I'll never stop talking about wuv 😤 there's nothing you can do or say to silence me

@SW-User I don't send noods to ppl who wuv me 😌

@Nanori noods aren't worth as much as wuv 😡

@Nanori Easy solution: send me noods and send him wuv

@SW-User alright I'll send them to @Elessar from now on and block u

@Nanori like anyone wants to see your saggy hairy balls

@Elessar What don't you understand about "all the womans on SW are my"?

@SinlessOnslaught Well, you can keep the 60+/M posing as 18-21/F but leave the Nanoris to me 😏

@Elessar

@SinlessOnslaught If only Harambe responded like that, we wouldn't be in this absurd timeline now...