Why do guys on here send me pictures of dongs?

Like seriously.

A: I'm in a relationship
B: Its a meaningful relationship that has been going on for almost 6 years
C: It's with a girl

and most importantly!

D: You wanna get my attention send me a pic of a cute dog or a chick sleeping on a kittens head or something! Not a close up of the most unattractive part of your body with no context.

90% of them look like someone dropped a chipolata sausage into a birds nest..