You are in a supermarket.

Find someone that works there or go to customer service and let them know there is a mess in the aisle.

Carry on with my shoplifting.

Throw a jar over the shelves and into another aisle and yell, "hey who threw that". Use the future confusion to make my escape

I go tell the nearest employee some kid knocked it off the shelf

take off slowly

Wasn't me 👀

Im at the store

Keep 🚶