Why you gotta be so stuck up and a COLOSSAL moron?

I find it works well for me. I like to lower everyone's expectations of me.

People’s reaction entertain me

I come by it honestly.

big words

I like for people to only stand me when I'm gagged

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I could turn the moron part down a little - and just be a major moron?

I have only been called a colossal jerk. I haven't been promoted to colossal moron yet.