"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Sorry sir, we’ve run out of your favorite beer.

When your mother finds out you tried to suicide. "You f#cking lazy useless c#nt!" Then locks you in your room and refuses to call the ambulance and your 13 years old...

I can’t think of any. I just feel like answering your question. 😬

In my opinion? When someone just wants to leave your life. So anything along the lines of goodbye, let’s stop talking, I don’t want to be your around you anymore, etc. When someone is so done with you they don’t even want to stick around to be cruel about it. They just want to get away.

Sorry, I scratched your new car.

I never liked you
I just pretended to

I wish you were dead/had died

Drop dead

I pity you.

Talk around them.
There are things worst than ghosting.

Ghosting is quite cruel

You only pretended to like them.