I feel sus over this professor giving me 100's on everything especially when they always get graded in 5 min or less after I turn them in

He has probably read gazillions of these so he knows what to look for

Hair hypnosis for sureeee

It’s the hair... I’m telling you... it your weapon of hypnosis

Did you turn it on on time and at the requirements for the assignments?

If so then it's just participation grading to make sure you're doing the assignments.

If you're not doing that they probably want naughty time.

Thank you

Are you thinking that he wants some booty? 🤔