I rode a skateboard in the hallway and justified it to the principal by suggesting other kids rode their bicycles in the hallway. When he called me out on that, I suggested it was no different than the lunch room carts on wheels. When that failed, I explained it wasn't even my skateboard. It was the only time I got detention and had to write an essay.

[b]Let. Me. Tell. You. [/b]
This was unjustified trouble. In second grade I sat next to a boy named Johnny. We got along well. He taught me how to flip my eyelids up.
Well one day I had let him borrow my [u]favorite[/u] crayon, [c=#003BB2]cerulean[/c]. We happened to have a math test that day, where we would work a math problem and then color a section of the paper a certain color, depending on the answer we got.
I needed my [c=#003BB2]cerulean[/c] crayon. My [i]favorite [/i] [c=#003BB2]blue[/c] crayon. I leaned over and politely asked Johnny for said crayon, and he said no. I kept asking him to [b]give me my crayon.[/b]
Alas, no crayon was given. My teacher saw me leaning over and said I was cheating. I had a behavioral card pulled. I had never been in trouble before. I still haven’t fully forgiven Johnny.

In elementary school there was a rule about crawling under the fence. ??? The soccer ball went over the fence and I was a little kid eager to help. I can't remember why I got caught. Most likely some 7 year old Narc. The school solved my breach of the rules with violence. The strap. In those days the parents would thank anyone in authority for using a weapon on their child.

I stood up to put on my backpack 2 minutes before the bell rang. 🙄 Teacher was petty af.

It was Principal appreciation day. The principal was a mean woman and I had turned to my friend and had said "and we appreciate her why again?" Someone overheard and I ended up getting in trouble for it.

I picked up some junk off the
side of the road and had a hard time convincing the cops I hadn't wrecked a car (I didn't own one at the time). Had to go to court and everything. Stupid.

I climbed up a slope to pick some daffodils as I'd forgotten to bring some flowers for my table setting for a cookery exam. I didn't realise the slope was in full view of the staff-room 😲

I only got in trouble one time, but it almost got me expelled.

Apparently I was bullying this kid when I asked "who names their kid Brad" 🤣🤣

For choking this guy.

Being a teacher's pet😔

Cellphone

I cut 4 classes.

Hahaha for going through the wrong effing doors. Certain grades we only allowed to go in through their designated doors. And that how I got detention for the first time in my life

Ummmm,well. I did get a week of suspensiin follwed by another of in school suspension for suposedly trying to incite a riot with a few others. 😬