@Memike Imagine being named after a duck, an orange duck?

@BeerMonster exactly

@wackidywack Gawd, isn’t [b]that[/b] the truth !

@wackidywack LMAO! Best comment.

@Elessar One of my best mates is called Kevin but yeah, I can't imagine a baby being called Kevin again in my lifetime 🤣

@Grateful4you I have a good collection of trainers too, adidas Originals, worth a fortune in a few years.

@bijouxbroussard I know, wish they would adjust that somehow. We were just talking about Joseph's horses. lol

@BeerMonster Is that an artist or are talking about shoes? (and no I'm not trying to be funny lol)

@SAandME I thought David halfwit Beckham calling his poor sprog Brooklyn was bad, two girls names joined together, but it seems normal compared to modern nonsense 😫

@BeerMonster Oh good yes that is sensible compared to most now. Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom - Daisy Dove Bloom, Geri Halliwell and Christian Horner - Bluebell Madonna Horner & Montague George Hector Horner, Liam Payne and Cheryl Tweedy - Bear Payne, Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz - Raddix (sure i used to put that in my bath to soak away aches and pains 🙂), Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf - Pilot Inspektor, Nicolas Cage - Kal-El, Sylvester Stallone - Sage Moonblood Stallone, Jordan (Katie Price) and Peter Andre - Princess Tiaamii Crystal to name just a few names the poor kids have to live with.

@SAandME They need locking up.

@Lostpoet Timothy has always sounded a bit "mummy's boy" to me, the kind of name that suits a kid til it's a year old, needs binning!

@Lostpoet I like the name Tim. But oh well. 🤷‍♀️

@Paintedfox Good call, they're probably tired of people asking where their troosers are.

@NCCindy Utter shit names! Those poor kids have to have the piss ripped out of them at school for 11 or more years with names like that, unfair.

@NCCindy wow, I've never seen those

@iamnikki I've seen them on name tags of people working in local stores !!!

@Cutiepi23 The latter sounds like a polite was of saying f**ker 🤣

@BeerMonster 😄 🤣the guys names are all from a Billy Connelly story about highland folk with funny first names that are normally surnames "the surname clan." He makes jokes about them really funny.

@bugeye I only heard that term a few months ago, poor Karen's!

@Raine Dexter is the shittest of shit names, sounds like a computer component.

@BeerMonster or a dog

@SStarfish Jeeeeeesus... poor bloke!

@BeerMonster he lived in his own apartment and his mom came to do his laundry..

@SStarfish I was half right then! That name will never be suitable for a proper bloke.

@BeerMonster For beer, yes

@Elessar The world's weakest tasting beer, fizzy water.

@BeerMonster Agreed, lol. But in summer for reintegrating some minerals at the beach is fine

@GunFinger Seriously? That's a life sentence for a lifetime of cruelty.

@BeerMonster sorry, i don't know how to be funny. Lol

@Elessar That's an actual name? 😫

@BeerMonster Yes. I happened to come across also someone who named her baby girl "Apple" (or more likely "Eppol"), and someone who was about to name hers literally "Baby" until thankfully she changed her mind and went with "Matilde" 😅

@Dewms That is a seriously shit name.

@BeerMonster LOL!

@Azlotto Biblical, will never die out.