Tell me a lie?

It's Christmas, where is my presents?

I don't lie.

I'm really working hard right now

I've never been stopped for speeding

It's that time of the month for me

I dont work for the federal bureau

I don't like lying but okay
I never loved her, I never had feelings for her :]

I'm voting for Trump.

I love u

I'm good looking

I'm typing this while still asleep

I'm English.

I'm a genius.

I feel loved.