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My neighbour is such an assh*le short of murder or beating him up

How can I get back at him.

Context: he’s always nasty and he doesn’t have the balls to complain to me but he shouts at my partner and the kids

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deeply · 36-40, F

Drag him into his garage nail his dick securely to a bench, door frame or something and as you grab a saw he'll inevitably beg you not to cut his dick off, at that point it's imperative to remain calm and say with a smile
"oh you'll be doing that, I'm going to set fire to your garage"

Notauser · 36-40, M

@deeply Jeeezusss I won’t be pissing you off anytime soon!

deeply · 36-40, F

@Notauser hmmm so it would be effective then, I just need to make sure the first guy survives.