A Dildo cannon for home defense? Yay or nay?

I've began fiddling with a few design concepts. I've got a pneumatic design in one mind and a model that uses condensed carbon dioxide in another mind 🤔

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Callmewhatyouwill Best Comment

Go with pneumatic. You can store up more dildo thrusting power and get it to go further.

Yes I worded it like that on purpose