I'm now filling out applications for side nigga roles
I'm a great side guy. You can call me when your man is acting crazy or just being a bitch. I can provide emotional support and be a good shoulder to cry on I know my place as a side guy I'll always be here you just let me know when you need me and I'll pull up on my bicycle it has pegs in the back so you can ride in the back and I can take you to McDonald's as long as you only choose stuff from the dollar menu. I'm also pretty funny like all the time it was a gift given to me so you can always count on me to make you laugh you can add me to the waiting list of guys who can potentially be your next partner I'm perfectly okay with that. I'm a patient guy I'll wait as long as I need to find the right partner none of this rushing into anything bullshit you nah mean