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My Prius was stabbed by an eating utensil

So. I leave the doctors office after having learned the reason for my swollen eye and begin my journey back to my office. I make a left on market and hear this loud annoying noise. I do what any sensible driver would do....I keep going. I try various speeds and note how the sound changes. I'm gathering data so I can sound intelligent when I take the car in and declare a problem to the mechanic. Soon the noise gets louder. So I pull over. I look near the tires. All clear. I check the plastic thingee (yes intelligent people say thingee. Don't judge). All clear. I glance toward the middle of the car and I see something metal hanging. I crawl under the car to get a closer look and find.....a fork. That's right. I ran over a fork. So well I might add that it wedged itself vertically in the car. I literally drug a fork down market avenue. That's talent my friends and puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "stick a fork in it"
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Wow! I've gotten the finger before driving, but I was never forked!
MenzernaSF4000 · 36-40, M
Bwahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha this is hilarious.
SW-User
That's what you get for driving a Prius.
TGray42 · 51-55, F
I love my car
LOL; most amusing thing I've read in some time ... lol. I cannot tolerate a noise in my car; never, ever. I have to find it, no matter what, and silence it. Oh, and I don't mean noise from passengers 😱 But I can relate with how you must have felt, but what a relief to find it was fork all ;)
TGray42 · 51-55, F
I crawled under that car and yanked that fork out of there. The silence was satisfying lol
@TGray42: hahahaha :p
Lolco · 36-40, M
Can I get the fork's autograph
KnightRanger · 56-60, M
😮 I have a Prius, too, but (so far) mine has never been attacked by an eating utensil! 😃 Hope the damage was minor, or better yet nonexistent...
KnightRanger · 56-60, M
Huzzah! 😊
TGray42 · 51-55, F
@KnightRanger: power to the little car! Lol
KnightRanger · 56-60, M
😃 Yeppers!!!
Kumbayakid · 61-69, M
Is that the towing capacity of a Prius? ;)
TGray42 · 51-55, F
How am I the meanie?!? You announced the nap lol
Kumbayakid · 61-69, M
@TGray42: I'm well rested today so watch it
TGray42 · 51-55, F
Bring it lol
Serenitree · F
Well, you sure mangled the little forker. Maybe that'll. teach it to stay out of the road in the future.

Great story. It made me laugh. I like laughing.


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TGray42 · 51-55, F
Made me laugh too. You should have me exclaim, out loud, "it's a fork! My car has been stabbed by a fork!" To myself. Nobody around. I just laughed and drove away with my fork lol
firefall · 61-69, M
oh dear .. you got forked off?
billstickers · 36-40, M
forking hell
Degbeme · 70-79, M
lol...plastic thingy? Isn`t that the whole car? 😁
TGray42 · 51-55, F
Yes but only I took it for a ride lol
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@TGray42: 😅 you are too kind.
TGray42 · 51-55, F
I have my moments lol
GoldenWorm · 51-55, M
Looks like they went for the soft underbelly.
TheProphet · M
Funny, but sorry it happened to you.
The car was hungry!

 
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