Are you hiding in public?

@PepsiColaP i thought you're to well endowed to be under my bed :p wait how long have you been under there? what have you seen?

@popmol I decided to upgrade from my basement. Your farts do smell maybe you should start eating more greens 🤔

@PepsiColaP apologies but greens make it worse! its not my fault though since my gal bladder was removed things get worse in that department

@popmol I understand. Your gal bladder was quite delicious so I must forgive you I suppose.

@PepsiColaP as long as you understand its fine and as long as you only devour unneccesary things in my body like the cecum

@popmol I will gladly devour your cecum once you improve your diet. Thank you for letting me feast

@PepsiColaP my mothers a dietician my diet is healthy enough :p