tenente · 100+, M
who would do this? 🤔 seems kind of sad...
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No
It’s often the opposite
People I don’t want keep chasing me
It’s often the opposite
People I don’t want keep chasing me
That's no fun. I want to be adored. Lol!
@SevenTierCrazyCake SAME 😍
I'm more of a donuts and coffee cop..
YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
First question, no. Second question, 100% accurate. Poet is my undercover identity. I am really the manliest move cop in these parts.
@YoungPoet345 i'm watching you, poet the cop 🧐
YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
@Dewms you can try, but I’m shifty. I can shift shapes to camouflage with my surroundings. My metaphors become reality when I use my magic wizard cop wand.

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I don't chase people. They don't like me/don't want me, fine.

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I always do but it hurts when they don’t want me
@SW-User :(

SW-User
No.
And no, I'm the manly criminal.
And no, I'm the manly criminal.

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@Dewms Ok.
I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S PERFECT I LOVER HER SO MUCH, HER FACE IS SO SOFT, SO AMAZING I LOVE HER FOREVER.
I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S PERFECT I LOVER HER SO MUCH, HER FACE IS SO SOFT, SO AMAZING I LOVE HER FOREVER.
@SW-User such sweet love, my friend 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
lmaooo stahp
lmaooo stahp

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@Dewms Ok that's enough 😂
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@RamessesII same, seems exhausting
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Lol
summersong · F
I’m not into chasing

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Who doesn't want me?!
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
No, I am a Dragon!
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SweetMae · 70-79, F
Nope
JustNik · 51-55, F
I’m the cop in the coffee shop watching em run by. 😂👍

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Yes, but I'm a serial killer so it's part of the job 🥴

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i’ve never thought about it ...
although, i could never be a cop.
although, i could never be a cop.
What would be the point. Stalker!
JupiterDreams · 31-35
Not really... I like being chased like I'm an escaped inmate. I'm rarely ever chased, but I'd like it 😌

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hell no lol