Where you just born like that?

Yeah my ass came out first

nah... I used to be cute. Shit happened along the way. 😕

No it took years

Yes. Mask and all

Nah I had to work at being awesome, but I was born "amazing"

lucky?oh yes. lol

It seems like it

Brilliant..?
Yup.

It's Maybelline.

Nope took lots of work 🤕

Yes 😥 probably 😥

I am a combo - I have my father's forehead and it goes down into the bridge of my nose to my Polish mother's chin and mouth.

Basically. There's been some remodelling.

Yeah. My poor mother!