Who else is done with 2020?

Welp, today alone, the toilet backed up and flooded the shower and the rest of the bathroom with crap, [i]and[/i] my fiancée and I had our first quarantine fight, [i]and[/i] my dad checked into the ER with COVID-19 symptoms and lives hours away, [i]and[/i] my company announced layoffs, [i]and[/i] my cat died.

So here’s a big middle finger to 2020 from me. Anyone else want to co-sign this?

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Montanaman · M

I'm down/done with 2020.

"What's Next?"

My wife called me at work, said the fridge just died,

And I couldn’t repress a smile,

As hard as I tired.

You see, My Jeep’s got a brake leak, and there’s something wrong with the tire,

My son was playing with matches, and almost set the house on fire.

The computer crashed yet again, I dropped my wedding ring down the sink,

The trash bag broke, on the way out the door,

Spilling left-over slaw and chicken bones,

All over the floor.

The swamp-cooler isn’t cool,

There are spider’s on the wall,

There’s a hole in the pool,

And let me tell you, that’s not all.

I just cleaned up three piles,

From the dog that never barked,

I got a ticket on my windshield,

From the other day when I double parked.

There’s just so many things I have to deal with,

All jumbled up in my head, and to top it all off,

The bank account is in the red.

So that’s why I had to smile to myself when my wife called and said,

Oh, did I tell you, the refrigerator’s gone dead.

What’s Next?
😒

-Kelly.