Goodmorning everyone. I just want say that stools are the best invention for short people. Without them tall people would be just too powerful and

Control what they want to get from the cabinets for short people. If I want the sugar I get the sugar.😤

QuixoticSoul · 36-40, M

Stools are a crutch. Without stools shortcels would invent telekinesis and we can't have that, can we.

Bignose · 26-30, M

Just conquer us tall people and make them do your bidding.

Selah ·

Tall people are stools.

Bignose · 26-30, M

@Selah are we? Does that mean you're gonna sit on us?

Selah ·

@Bignose if need be

Bignose · 26-30, M

@Selah you wouldn't be able to keep me down. You're too tiny.

Asmae · 31-35, F

Stools as in 💩

Bignose · 26-30, M

@Asmae that’s a terrible joke.

SW-User

One of the reasons I married my husband was for his height. I'm all good for climbing the cabinets, but sometimes it's decent to get someone to get that shit for you

Bignose · 26-30, M

@SW-User could you just climb him?

SW-User

@Bignose If I wanted to

CereBellum

I fell off one years ago. Caused blunt force trauma to my chest.

JoePourMan · 61-69, M

Maybe you can start a new movement
Step Stool Power

JRVanguard · 22-25, M

You can keep them😣