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BlueVeins 路 22-25
I dunno, but if you critically injure yourself and have health insurance, you'll at least get attention.
SW-User
Get a cat
..oh wait! 馃 You'll have to feed it and clean its shit...
..oh wait! 馃 You'll have to feed it and clean its shit...
MURD3RM0NK3Y 路 26-30, M
Hire a hooker on craigslist
SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
Craigslist
Rokasu 路 36-40, M
Just gotta be female. Oh wait.
HannahSky 路 F
Try here, low bar.
humidtiddies 路 22-25, F
on sw
SkeetSkeet 路 100+, F
Pillow pet
BlueVeins 路 22-25
@SkeetSkeet Damn, I used to make fun of my sister for having one, but now I wish I had one.
SkeetSkeet 路 100+, F
@BlueVeins hahah I have a penguin one
BlueVeins 路 22-25
@SkeetSkeet Hers is a bee. 鈽猴笍