Is there such thing as a poltergeist?

I remember as kids we visited a haunted house, we were sure there was something there, hid in a room upstairs and tied the double doors together to make sure no one would get in!

Is it run by a censor, or is it one of those old push ones?

Time to call the Maytag man

Oh! let me ready my proton pack!

Sensory malfunction, if the door was opening and closing on its own, then I'd consider it to be linked to paranormal activity.

Could be. I call them house gremlins myself, though. Sneaky and rather mean little buggers, I must say.

I hope the drain on it is working properly

Yeah, that sure sounds like one!

Thirsty Ghosts 👻

Well I've never met one

Yes