I don't know what some people online get out of asking what I am wearing and if I'm wearing a bra or not?

This made me smile!
You mean to tell me men on here aren't asking you things like... hey beautiful, what are you doing tonight? Are you in your bed in those hot red plaid sweats again? I bet your hair is all up in a bun.

Can I bring you some camomile tea? No baby keep reading your book. I'm just going to give you a long foot massage.

Well if they aren't maybe they should be.