Do I want to lie here being lazy, or do I want to get dressed and go to flea markets?

That was so fucking smooth I would do it if you were here

That's what those cardboard cut outs of me are for bb! ;0

Ok, but cardboard you better not steal all my crab rangoon

DEAL!! *Thinks this is a great excuse for real me to sneak in and steal it all..*

I think I better just stick to having cardboard you around. And keep my food close

🙄 Lame... *Abuses cardboard you for all this frustration I have over lack of stealing things!!*

*calls cardboard police to report domestic violence*

*They arrive on scene to a massacre of the victims body folded up and being shoved inside a recycling bin!!*

I'm going to need therapy to deal with what I've just imagined

I'm going to need you to help explain to the authorities that this is all just one big misunderstanding and that clearly my attempts to recycle are being misconstrued to serve some more sinister purpose within the corrupt justice system..

I can do that. If you pay for the Chinese food

I can do that if you keep the engine running and don't ask questions when I come back out from the restaurant screaming "GO! GO! GO!!"

This has been much more exciting than the flea markets would have been

True.. Which is probably why we should go next time.. To keep the balance in our life..

Moderation isn't really my thing. Let's live it up until it all comes crashing down

😏 You can crash down on me anytime..

Ok, but I'm clumsy. I fall a lot

😏 That's what these arms are for..

Still smooth. You should teach lessons on having game

😏 The game isn't meant to be taught, it's meant to be played bb.. 😏

I'm too old. I had to retire

😏 You're too experienced, and you've already won at the game more times than you can count.. 😏 I dig ya, Just waiting for the game to come to you these days.. 😏 It's all good..

Well, it gets a little boring when you win so much