I felt like that baby today after some clam chowder
Bad clams? 💥💨

‘Who are you?’

😯

Christopher, just checking on you to see if you’re okay... talking about the Packers losing last Sunday 😢🙄

"We should think about seeing each other soonish."

That is so...💞

“I miss you guys” - my oldest

I didn’t feel it

Just thought I’d check in and see how your day went.

Your medication is in the red machine for the next three days. Your retrieval code is [censored].

“Your service appointment is confirmed.”

We still on for Friday?

bring takeout I don't want to cook. (my wife's text to me) lol

heh oops

Call me later. I'm occupied.

Thanks see you soon

Ok!

"Bought a red tie for my cat!"
Accompanied with picture of cat wearing said tie.

My junk.