Is it possible that I'll have a girlfriend in five years?

yeah if you save up to buy one

No

Probably not, son... but can you tell us some of your good points ?? Are you good looking ? do you have a large penis ? do you have a bunch of money ? Have you ever satisfied a girl ? Have you even made love to a girl ? 🤭

Possible....yes (stranger things have happened).

Yes, you will have 3 to choose from 🔮

You sure that's you what you want?

do you want one

yes.