Some of my talents include putting everything off so I do NOTHING all day

I hear you. Lol

Have you considered recreational despair? Its important to branch out.

And arguing with Kenzie. You do that well.

I see some common ground here!!

I'm the king of that

"It's the work that we avoid, and we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day”

-Randy Bachman, Bachman Turner Overdrive, “Takin’ Care of Business"

Kinda like this?
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DK3XRmhJI]
(How's your music coming along?

One hellavua resume

Mine too!!!!