Would you consider a career in prostitution?

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@EugenieLaBorgia What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?


Santa stops after three hos...

@wildbill83 A team of scientists recently discovered that there are two things in the air which are likely to promote pregnancies in women. Their legs.

@EugenieLaBorgia What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief?


A thief snatches your watch, a voyeur watches your snatch...

@wildbill83 A man and woman found themselves beset with financial problems and they both agreed that she should become a prostitute. When she returns home, later that night, her husband asks her how much she made. She replied that she made 400 dollars and fifty cents. Her husband looked at her and said: "What scumbag only paid fifty cents??" To which she replied: "All of them".