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Mackenzieraae is now officially the Queen of SW!

TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN ON SW...

IT IS MY HIGHEST PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE THAT @poisonouscupcake IS THE ETERNAL INFERNO QUEEN OF SW!

SHE NOW REIGNS SUPRME ON THIS WEBSITE. ALL OF HER WORDS ARE NOW LAW! WE ARE ALL HER SUBJECTS AND SERVANTS! LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

ALL AT THIS TIME, PLEASE JOING ME IN BOWING BEFORE HER ROYAL HIGHNESS MACKENZIE AND PRAISE HER AS QUEEN!

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GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

Yawn.

Sad and desperate.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@GeistInTheMachine lol are you so devoid of empathy that any token of kindness from you is a shallow attempt to get laid?

poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F

@GeistInTheMachine i’m sure that’s what all your blind dates say after they’re done

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@CountScrofula Nah. It just comes across as really weak pandering for attention or brownie points. A lot of guys do that here. I think this is weird and creepy simp behavior.

If you don't like my view, cry a bit more somewhere else. Maybe ask this dudes "queen" for a tissue while you're at it.

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@poisonouscupcake I've never needed blind dates. She's more than satisfied when it comes to my romantic abilities.

So go fellatio a shotgun and swallow the buckshot climax.

poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F

@GeistInTheMachine lol i like that one😁 i’m double dateable with two partners so fuck with me😝

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@poisonouscupcake Lol. A young female bragging about getting dates! Do you tie your own shoes too, missy? Wow.

Go back to your obnoxious filters and duckface selfies, kid.

poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F

@GeistInTheMachine “obnoxious filters” pfp looks like it’s been roasted in a fire

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@poisonouscupcake Hmm. Not seeing dog ears or sparkles anywhere.

You can try again, though.

C'mon. It's not that hard.

poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F

@GeistInTheMachine and where are my pictures with dog ears or sparkles everywhere??

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@poisonouscupcake Dunno. Your Tumblr account? Instagram?

How am I supposed to know where you put them?

You're far too young to be suffering from Altheimers, girl.

Quit eating Tide Pods, and try the aforementioned Buckshot Felatio Challenge instead.

Live stream it and send us the link. You'll get more views and followers that way.