When is that dude with the cute dog gonna come say hi to me?

What's stopping you from saying, "hi! cute dog!" ?

Can you just go up to him and ask to pet the dog?

When is that dog with the cute dude gonna lead him over here? :p

After you rub bacon all over your body

when you pat your legs and act excited

Why don't you say hi to him.. ask to pet his "dog"

Woof!