I Know I Stand In Line Until You Think You Have The Time To Spend An Evening With Me..
And if we go some place to dance, I know that there’s a chance you won’t be leaving with me
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rckt148 · 61-69, M
@BalmyNites That lawn guy would show up and I would be chicken liver
I'd be like "man she takes a long time to go to the rest room ,miss ,could you check and make sure my lady friend is alright in there "?
She would be like me chocking not wanting to spit my coffee everywhere
"Sorry sir ,she left with the lawn man " LOL 😂😭
I'd be like "man she takes a long time to go to the rest room ,miss ,could you check and make sure my lady friend is alright in there "?
She would be like me chocking not wanting to spit my coffee everywhere
"Sorry sir ,she left with the lawn man " LOL 😂😭
rckt148 · 61-69, M
@BalmyNites I would forgive you ,I know you have a thing for that lawn guy
but I would need a replacement heart ,,
True story
I used to go dancing every weekend with my girlfriend a really hot bar tender and her Aunt ,and her Aunt looked like Loni Anderson when she was really really hot ,,they could have passed for twins ,not Aunt and niece
These jocks come in ,and one starts hitting on her and tells me to take a hike .well the Aunt wasn't actually with me ,we just danced
She tells me to stay seated ,and proceeds to rip him a new one
Stuff like she knows steroids shrinks a mans junk ,and if he was all that why didn't he bring a date instead of trying to pick up someone else's
This guy has more integrity in his pinky then you obviously have in you're whole body ,now carry on little boy before he doesn't have to kick you're A** and I do it myself ,and she plants a kiss on me that curls my toe nails
Then my girl walks up and kisses me like that too and they say together
"were with him "
Then a buddy sitting across the bar is wearing a bright yellow t shirt ,,she says I wish I had that shirt ,I would wear it for a dress
I yell out to my buddy ,,Art ,can I have that shirt ?
You want this shirt Rick ,and he peels it off and hands throws it to me
I have on a ruffle front dress shirt ,,so I take it off and hand it to him
She went in the bath room and put it on as a dress while I went to my car and got another shirt from my trunk (I was a bouncer at the bar my girl worked at so I put my bouncer shirt back on )
She was rocking the t shirt and I am sure those jocks were asking themselves what I had that they didn't
That night I has 2 foxy as hell dates ,,and we had a blast
I got Venitiah to dance with my buddy Art for just giving me the shirt
I am known for having and picking awesome friends ,,real friends
And when I am single ,being seen with very attractive ladies
and back then ,not anymore ,I was a good dancer ,,but I don't even have my strut when I walk anymore
but I would need a replacement heart ,,
True story
I used to go dancing every weekend with my girlfriend a really hot bar tender and her Aunt ,and her Aunt looked like Loni Anderson when she was really really hot ,,they could have passed for twins ,not Aunt and niece
These jocks come in ,and one starts hitting on her and tells me to take a hike .well the Aunt wasn't actually with me ,we just danced
She tells me to stay seated ,and proceeds to rip him a new one
Stuff like she knows steroids shrinks a mans junk ,and if he was all that why didn't he bring a date instead of trying to pick up someone else's
This guy has more integrity in his pinky then you obviously have in you're whole body ,now carry on little boy before he doesn't have to kick you're A** and I do it myself ,and she plants a kiss on me that curls my toe nails
Then my girl walks up and kisses me like that too and they say together
"were with him "
Then a buddy sitting across the bar is wearing a bright yellow t shirt ,,she says I wish I had that shirt ,I would wear it for a dress
I yell out to my buddy ,,Art ,can I have that shirt ?
You want this shirt Rick ,and he peels it off and hands throws it to me
I have on a ruffle front dress shirt ,,so I take it off and hand it to him
She went in the bath room and put it on as a dress while I went to my car and got another shirt from my trunk (I was a bouncer at the bar my girl worked at so I put my bouncer shirt back on )
She was rocking the t shirt and I am sure those jocks were asking themselves what I had that they didn't
That night I has 2 foxy as hell dates ,,and we had a blast
I got Venitiah to dance with my buddy Art for just giving me the shirt
I am known for having and picking awesome friends ,,real friends
And when I am single ,being seen with very attractive ladies
and back then ,not anymore ,I was a good dancer ,,but I don't even have my strut when I walk anymore
rckt148 · 61-69, M
@BalmyNites Yea ,I have had a lot of good nights like that
with a memory like mine ,when I have had a lot of bad ones
my good ones carried me through .
I lost contact with those ladies after my Dad hauled me to North Carolina and left me there like a stray dog getting hauled off
When I finally run up with them again I was married
My wife and I were down and I was looking up old friends
They told my wife if she hurt me they would hurt her
It wasn't my wife's fault ,I'll take the blame for losing that one .
She did like to dance either LOL
As I am sure you have noticed ,I have lots of those stories ,
but unlike some on this site ,at least mine are true 🤗🤗❤️
Thanks though for always indulging my flash backs
You're a very kind friend
with a memory like mine ,when I have had a lot of bad ones
my good ones carried me through .
I lost contact with those ladies after my Dad hauled me to North Carolina and left me there like a stray dog getting hauled off
When I finally run up with them again I was married
My wife and I were down and I was looking up old friends
They told my wife if she hurt me they would hurt her
It wasn't my wife's fault ,I'll take the blame for losing that one .
She did like to dance either LOL
As I am sure you have noticed ,I have lots of those stories ,
but unlike some on this site ,at least mine are true 🤗🤗❤️
Thanks though for always indulging my flash backs
You're a very kind friend