Who dis

Okay. Bye.

Use condoms!

Wrong number

Who’s this?

have fun

Make friends

bleedings normal

I have two words but there're X-rated

Neato! Enjoy!

For what?

Sleep well. ☺️

I'm sorry

Not surprised

I know.

don't yawn

Haha

revenge...sweet

go choke

I know how I'd reply, but there is no way I could squeeze it into two words.

It depends on the ex. But I'd probably do would I could to help.

“Enjoy, pussy”

You’re screwed

Fucking tosspot.

"Penis tonight!"

About damn time

Tough shit

have fun

Buh bye