Gentlemen, if there was a genie which granted a wish everytime you let him give you a BJ...

@HoraceGreenley they always are

@BellindaBallarina I didn't know that. Can I wish that the genie turns into a woman?

@HoraceGreenley Ballerinas, too, Horace - look for the bulge!

@HoraceGreenley only if you let him give you a slow sensual blowjob first. With lots of sustained eye contact

@BellindaBallarina If you want out of the bottle you have to be a woman.

@BellindaBallarina you are a very disturbing being

@EpluribusUnum Totally. My only experience with this is I Dream of Jeannie. I was expecting Barbara Eden!

@HoraceGreenley me too but @BellindaBallarina popped out of the bottle!

@EpluribusUnum If you look at a ballerinas posts, you'll discover where their true interests lie.

@HoraceGreenley https://similarworlds.com/30-Miscellaneous/2785446-How-about-some-cock-selfies-please

@EugenieLaBorgia Given the direction of this post, I prefer the other posts remain a mystery

@EugenieLaBorgia not my cup of tea

@HoraceGreenley Nor mine.

@EugenieLaBorgia You have a penis? 😱

@HoraceGreenley Twenty-seven feet long!

@EugenieLaBorgia sounds like a real drag

@HoraceGreenley I have inflatable testicles which can be used as a floatation device in rough seas!

@EugenieLaBorgia Well that's handy.i have to use this

@HoraceGreenley I would rather drown!

@HoraceGreenley If you fill them with helium gas you can float away to the holiday destination of your choosing! "Happy days ahead", I hear you say!

@EugenieLaBorgia who has a helium tank strapped to themselves at high sea?

@EugenieLaBorgia Yeah but how do you get the helium in there?

@EpluribusUnum I tried hydrogen. It didn't go well as I smoked!

@EugenieLaBorgia That's one way to get blown

@EugenieLaBorgia
Figures!