How can you blame me for this?

@ShepherdBard are you threatening me?

@Temporallube maybe I am maybe I’m not

@ShepherdBard maybe that secret diet of pizza you’ve been keeping from your wife might not be a secret anymore 😈

Who knows what pictures of a gluttonous pizza fanatic might pop up somewhere real close

@SW-User that’s right! It’s all your fault!

@Temporallube

@Temporallube get over here and give me a bite of yours 😈

@Miklee02 ok ma’am 😢

@Temporallube that’s better 😅

@AT20rt Don’t believe everything you see!



It was the precious!

🧐i still seen u do it!@Temporallube

@AT20rt I’m being framed!

@SW-User just because I love cookies doesn’t make me the culprit

@Temporallube Explain how you fingerprints were the only ones found all over the jar. 😑

@SW-User I was uhhhh

Moving it. yea! You know....to clean the kitchen

@deadgerbil that’s not DNA

@Temporallube what is it?

@deadgerbil Cadbury Egg cream