That's silly. "on purpose" I say "pahk the cah"...I don't do it on purpose...but it annoys the crap out of some people

I axe-tually heard myself say that the other day, on the phone with my best friend.

“Let me axe you something,” I said. It hadn’t happened before and hasn’t since so I’m hoping it was a one-time tongue glitch.

I will be less judgmental from now on.

I'm glad you axed that

Or when they say "excape" or "expecially". 🙄

Yes, they most certainly do.
To axe someone, to me, is an action.

You MUST EDUCATE THEM

That's horrible cringe material