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@SW-User Just got a job working in a full size cuckoo clock. It's not great, but it gets me out the house.
helenS · 36-40, F
We are prone to unpredictable rapid mood swings. It can happen any time. Be advised.😁

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@helenS I've decided to stop posting sexist jokes because women find them too complicated.
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F


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@NeuroticByNature Two blondes were having a chat. One says to the other,"I just took a pregnancy test." The other replies,"Were the questions hard?"
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
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@NeuroticByNature I 😄😄
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
sOmE fEmAlEs

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@CountScrofula Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User God you must be fun at parties.

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@CountScrofula My mate was hit by a drum kit the other day. The doctor says he's got percussion
th3r0n · 41-45, M
Is it about once a month per female about 3-7 days?

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@th3r0n I was so excited when this gorgeous sexy slim blonde woman said I was the one!
I'm sure the other men in the police lineup are very jealous.
I'm sure the other men in the police lineup are very jealous.
Petrolhead16 · 31-35, M
Sometime telling them that they answers are feminine becomes sexist

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@Petrolhead16 I tried that riverdance earlier but never again : I almost drowned
Petrolhead16 · 31-35, M
@SW-User women the mystery unsolved

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The 40 year old virgin

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@SW-User I just finished reading a book called "How To Give Constructive Criticism". It was absolute crap!!!

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@SW-User go and lift some weights you'll be ok
badassgent · 46-50, M
yep.. bitchyness.. just keep being kind, they will melt. always works :)
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badassgent · 46-50, M
@SW-User no I dont like it either.. walking on eggs I know. ok here is a better advice.. I guess.. try to figure if it is a permanent thing or not.. if permanent, "we" better stay away LOL.. like I mute couple people here. if not permanent, then I guess it is a good chance to start a conversation by showing some emphaty.
Nanori · F
@badassgent wut

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@badassgent Erm erm ok thanks
robbie2499 · 61-69, F
I hate to say it; the reason is because they are FEMALES

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@robbie2499 I've decided to stop posting sexist jokes because women find them too complicated.







