Why wipe when I can get desperate men to lick it off my ass?


But forreal though, i just sit. You can spread your buttcheeks with the toilet seat.

Also, you guys are savages. Get a bidet.

Which one weirdo said stand? I'm not judging, I just wanna talk... about judging you.

I get the butler to do it for me

Neither. 😎



jk

It would be funnier if ya asked the Dudes on SW that same Question😲

Someday when I'm rich and infamous I'm going to get a fancy electronic bidet toilet and then no wiping. 🤣

I get a better wipe if I stand slightly, but tbh I'm pretty sure I usually stay seated.

I don't stand up for anything.

It's hard to wipe the kitchen counter sitting down.

My Nipples said no